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30 WAYS DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1] If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your motel room free of charge. 2] The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. 3] If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 4] Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 5] People think fat dogs are cute. 6] A dog will let you put a studded leather collar on it without calling you a pervert. 7] Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 8] A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 9] If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 10] If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad ... they just find it interesting. 11] Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. 12] On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 13] A dog's disposition stays the same all month. 14] It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. 15] A dog's parents never visit. 16] No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood. 17] Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 18] Dogs agree; to get your point across, you have to raise your voice. 19] Dogs like to ride in the back of pickup trucks. 20] Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than in your wallet or desk. 21] Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman Marcus. 22] Dogs seldom outlive you. 23] If a dog leaves you, it won't try to take half your stuff. 24] Dogs can't talk. 25] Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. 26] You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day 27] Dogs like to go hunting. 28] Another man will seldom steal your dog. 29] If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you at the same time. 30] A dog will not wake you up at night and ask you, "If l died, would you get another dog?" 31] Dogs don't mind if you watch them piss or shit.
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